Thursday, November 02, 2006
Death by Envelop
If you don't hear from me tomorrow, I've died. I'm licking 90 envelopes today...finishing my christmas cards...finally. I know. I know. It's only November. But I make all my cards by hand...and well, it takes a long time. So tonight I'm sealing the ones that won't get letters. Blech! These envelopes taste disgusting. And so am reminded of the Seinfeld in which George's fiance dies from the glue of the envelopes. I'm just saying.
5 comments:
I use a lot of envelops from several different government agencies at work. I don't trust them enough to not cheap out on the envelops. I learned though that Tennessee Unemployment office has the worst tasting envelope glue out of any of those government envelops. That is why I use a glue stick now and will until the day I don't die from not licking those horrible tasting envelops.
I wounder if I could make money selling cherry flavored ones though?
I'm trying to decide if you're my hero or if I just hate you for getting your cards out so early....
... I'll have to get back to you.
Glue sticks, woman. Glue sticks.
Thanks for everyone actually caring for the important part, which would be me still being alive. I am, thanks for asking.
Real - I'd buy cherry flavored ones...
Ken - I'll let you be my hero if I can be yours.
Mike - Do you even know how to write anymore?
FM - Glue Sticks are for sniffing silly.
Glad to see that the envelope glue wasn't tainted.
Oh, and thanks for being ahead of the game on the Christmas cards. Now I have to get my...umm, store bought...cards. I do handwrite the addresses on the envelopes...doesn't that count for something???
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