I am truly blessed. Yes, you read that correctly, blessed.
Tonight I was fortunate enough to experience and IM session with my buddy Vicky. (I considered using an alias to protect her innocence, but then remember it was Vicky we were talking about and anyone who knows her knows "innocent" and Vicky in the same sentence just doens't mesh. Luv ya Vic)
So Vicky and her hubby Ken decided to drink tonight. And Vicky decided after, god knows how many shots of rum, to instant messaging. So I thought I would let you all enjoy the words from Vicky and her drunken typing....see if you can translate...
Princess Vicky Says: i'm sldrunk
Jenn Wraspir: oh goody
Jenn Wraspir: and what have we been drinking today?
Princess Vicky Says: damn i can't type...it'
Princess Vicky Says: s taking me al of ths time to typo this
Princess Vicky Says: it's me...vkckh
Princess Vicky Says: ciky
Princess Vicky Says: vicky
Princess Vicky Says: oh shit
Jenn Wraspir: is this like drunk dialing?
Princess Vicky Says:kina
Princess Vicky Says: kinda
Princess Vicky Says: ken hands is booze muich beeter then i do
Jenn Wraspir: light weight
Princess Vicky Says: every time Shrub said, terorism, terrrist, 9/11, Iran, troos, freedom, augementation we drank a shot of rum
Jenn Wraspir: is there any rum left in the state of california?
Princess Vicky Says: it was fun and we listned to most of the speech altouygh we missed the commenary
Princess Vicky Says: i dom't like to get really drunk cuz i'm an idiot
Princess Vicky Says: so i shoudl e inf
Jenn Wraspir: easy for you to say
Princess Vicky Says: not so easy to eype
Princess Vicky Says: type'
Princess Vicky Says: damn
Princess Vicky Says: so, i think i bit my wip
Jenn Wraspir: you think you did?
Princess Vicky Says: i feels like i mght have, but i do't feel any pain wonder why?
Jenn Wraspir: lips are numb eh?
Princess Vicky Says: a bit
Jenn Wraspir: that's a good place to be
Princess Vicky Says: i should proably go to sweep need to get rid of the drukness
Jenn Wraspir: nighty night
Princess Vicky Says: godo nigh
Princess Vicky Says: ken says godo nigh
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Been there. Done that.
6 comments:
Yep, that's my wife.
We actually had a lot of fun.
... I mean... while we were drinking...
Ah, the nights I've done that. I've been on so drunk I've only been able to see with one eye open.
Did you know that keyboards don't like pina coladas?
I read it just fine....is that bad?
I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself! VICKY!!!! You really shouldn't drink and type!
I think I'm going to be drunk and online this weekend. Care to have me IM you? aim "littledreamer fm" and yahoo "nickif72". I'll tell you all my dirty little secrets.
FM - Keyboards, apparently, don't like rum and cokes either. I'm just sayin'.
Grove - It could be bad. I'll get back to ya.
Mom - go directly to the liquor cabinet and down two shots of favorite alcohol. It'll make the hurt go away.
FM - Becareful what you wish for....
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