If you are 21 or younger...why the hell aren't you in bed? Or at church? Or studying?
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Oh sure, he looks all nice and hot now. But he'll never call. He'll never write. He'll probably run off with that skank Malibu Barbie. I mean she does have so much I don't have. Like a tan. And now she has Naked Prince too.
*sniff sniff*
I'm sorry. I have to go. The pain is too much. He'll be leaving in two days and I'll miss him so.
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Don't worry, Jenn.
Anyway, there's something you should know about Naken Prince: he's half naked/half Kraken... which is why he's Naken...
Now, I'm not telling you which part is Kraken but he appears to be Lacken, at least...
From the looks of it, I'm not sure how much good that Naked Prince would be able to do for you. I'm just saying.
And Malibu Barbie is a total skank. She's the Paris Hilton of the Barbie clan.
I have a Mr. Perfect doll at work. He says all the sweetest things. One day I picked him up to show someone just how sweet he is. I pressed his little hand, and he let out the longest stream of flatulence. All men are alike.
Apparently the presence of ambiguous genitalia alters the etymology of the word "Naked" to actually read, "Naken".
Ken - Bite me...
Lesley - But would Malibu Barbie get out of jail as easily?
FM - I have a Mr. Wonderful doll at work and he makes the same type of non male comments. No one at work thinks its as funny as me.
Teaux - See my response to Ken.
You know, that's quite a submissive pose that the Naked Prince is in.
It's probably all sorts of sick and wrong for me to point that out, but it's TRUE!
And it's also true that I'm a sickie. Oh well.
What's that on the bedstead? a baby monitor? OK what's going on here?
Lesley - No comment.
Rabitt - Not that I owe any sorts of explanation...I could lead this down all sorts of sordid paths...but instead the truth. Naaah I'd rather you use your imagination. Which is scary!
Okay, this is MOM. I don't want to hear/see any more of this naked stuff...um, er, well, maybe! Disney porn...something new???
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