I'm not sure why I feel obligated to actually tell people when I do stupid stuff, other than half the time its funny. And today is not exception.I have/had internet cable. But fortunately someone in my area has a wireless router that they are not securing. So I'm hopping on that. Today I figured I'd cancel my internet cable.
I got online, found the number and dialed. I sat on hold for 15 minutes. Which isn't surprising these days. I get to the customer representative and explain to him, we'll call him Carl, that I wanted to disconnect my internet cable. His response was silence. I said, "Hello?" He quietly stated, "Mam, you've called Verizon. We don't have cable internet in your area. You'll need to call Comcast."
DOH!
Of course .. Comcast. I'm a dumbass.
I called Comcast, didn't' wait online and disconnected my brain AND my internet cable.
Happy Friday!
2 comments:
"Ma'am, you've called Verison."
"Oh yeah? Well, I'm cancelling you, too! How do you feel now, smartass?!"
... oh well, maybe next time.
Oooo! You've just inspired a post!!
That was hilarious.
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