Signma Pi Alpha Moo (SPAM)

You know how people say you can tell a lot about a person by the types of books on their books shelf. Do you think the same is true for the type of SPAM they get? I thought we’d take a walk through Jenn’s SPAM folder. First, thank GOD that Yahoo has a good SPAM sorter.

From: Acclaim Visa’s Approval Department
Subject: You’re Approved, now activated

From: Approval Notice
Subject: Your $7500 card, ready to spend when you are

From: Approval Notice
Subject: Jennifer, a reminder to accept your $7500 card

(Incidentally those two messages came within a minute of each other. Didn’t give me too much time to reply to the first one. How rude!)

From: BlackSingles
Subject: Meet Black singles in your area

From: Capital Service
Subject: Borrowing never got easier

From: Christian Advisor
Subject: Christian Home Owners, rates are rising

From: Clear your debt
Subject: Restart your life Debt free

From: Dating
Subject: Single Christians in your area looking for you

From: Debt Erasers
Subject: Legally cancel your credit card debt

From: Get Paid Today
Subject: Your opinion is worth money

From: Instant Funds
Subject: Need a raise.

From: Online Dating
Subject: Get introduced to someone in 24 hours

So two things occurred to me.

1) Apparently I’m in need to be debt free, and EVERYONE has $$ to give me. I added up how much I was being offered in “free” credit cards, over $28K. Um, yah no thanks. Credit cards and me are not a good combo.

2) Apparently there a bunch of single Christians waiting around to hear from me. Except that I’m not the religions type. Spiritual? Yes. Religious? No.

I have to admit I’m disappointed that no one offered me to enlarge my penis, or send me prescription drugs, or enhance my bust line. Those were at least entertaining.

PS - Did you know SPAM is one of the main foods Hawaiian's eat? It comes in a bunch of different flavors. Whodathunk?